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Have you ever missed someone even though they’re right beside you? (via thresca)
No. That would be idiotic. Maybe you and your significant other should try putting down your laptops and FUCKING TALK TO EACHOTHER!
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I ejaculate onto my iPhone. Then I make out with it. Then I give my iPhone a snowball.
imakeoutwithmyiphone.com
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Do you know what makes this picture so hot? That somewhere in that head of his, is an idea. An idea for a pda phone device so great that using it makes me feel as if I just gave fellatio to Stalin.
Also, he’s holding an apple. How clever is that?
Guess who not only wins the computer contest, but also the attractiveness one…
Steve Jobs: hotter than Bill Gates.
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cvxn:
I am seriously obsessed with all of these products!
Dying here.
You’re dying?! I’m dying! If this isn’t the coolest thing ever, I don’t know what is! I’m also sooo obsessed with all of these products, I can’t even stand it!
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I will trade a slightly molested 3G iPhone for one of these guys right now. I want to raise him until he’s big enought to eat my face off. Being eaten to death by the cutest animal ever; that’s the way I want to go.CUTE ALERT!
baby animals- what’s not to love?
Zoo Welcomes Seven White Lion Babies
“There are only about 200 white lions in the world, and seven of them were just born at the end of June in a German safari park. The white balls of fluff have been presented to the public for the first time.”
(Via: spiegel.de)
(via florajasmine: hydeordie: danhacker)
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This film is brilliant and has no equal in the realm of comic book movies. It is a film so good that I almost don’t want to see a third because I know there is almost no way it could live up to its predecessor. It will give children nightmares and redefine the way we look at The Joker, the Batman and comic book movies in general. This is the Godfather of superhero movies. The Empire Strikes Back. It is a film that may never find an equal, a film that will have you staring jaw agape with your hand planted in front of your face in disbelief at how far it is ready to go. It is what we always thought a Batman film could be, but never seemed to happen. Yes. It is the real deal. It is the greatest Batman story ever told.Aintitcool News (via peterwknox)
So it’s good then?
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Wilco - “I’m the Man Who Loves You”
Best love song evvar!
…and I am the blog that loves this song.
I hope it doesn’t come out wrong.
I’ve heard this song’s equal nevvar,
because it’s apparently the best love song evvar.
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Before these guys go, I want them to know that I had heard a rumor that they had suggested that I had nothing by them on my iPod. That is not true. I love Wilco.Senator Barack Obama to Jeff Tweedy and two other members of Wilco, after their performance at a campaign stop. What a cool guy.
(via streamrunningover)Pandering to your audience is cool.
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I just fucked my new 3G iPhone!
Of all the tumblr love for the new iphone, this one pulls no punches. He actually loves his iphone so much, he had sex with it! He wins! It is the love that dare not speak it’s name.
Except that he did. If the new iphone isn’t crazy fucking awesome, I don’t know what is.
