1. magicmolly:
I’m going to saunter up to this cupcake, pinch it on the bum and whisper something nasty in its ear.
Good luck with that.  I’ve tried a similar approach with bagels and lets just say I’m no longer allowed in several bakeries.  But they were totally asking for it.

    magicmolly:

    I’m going to saunter up to this cupcake, pinch it on the bum and whisper something nasty in its ear.

    Good luck with that.  I’ve tried a similar approach with bagels and lets just say I’m no longer allowed in several bakeries.  But they were totally asking for it.