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prediction
Saturday Obama will take the stage, with his captive audience not yet aware of who his VP is. He’ll say “hold on one second….” takes out his cell phone and immediately the audience knows what’s going down, everybody pulls out their phones to check.
“My vice presidential nominee is AL Gore”- Barack Obama - the most massive text message ever.
crowd goes wild.
polls swing way over to Obama.
any decision McCain could make (Lieberman) will fail in comparison.
I think I would die immediately.
Let’s make this happen. The part about Blair dying, I mean.
We’re not delusional enough to think that Al Gore would agree to be VP again, are we? He’s way too busy sitting in his basement jerking off while watching An Inconvenient Truth on a loop. Like practically everything else about Obama, your imaginations are inflated beyond reality. Now, if Obama selected Steve Jobs as his VP, now THAT would be Crazy Awesome®.